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swaetshrit:

my hobbies include sleeping and feeling like i’ve never slept

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unfollower:

i found supernatural on the spanish channel and im fucking sobbing goodbye

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solluxyaoi:

“wow hes really attractive”

“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

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awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
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grrrenadine:

ta da
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kiwibutt:

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

total cutie
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  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
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thugangelbabyxo:

Happy puppy <3
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poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

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victorian-narwhal:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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I wish my junior year lit teacher had done this because he is totally the type who would

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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inriri:

marschattpanosh:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

That’s a pretty broad generalization.

shut up white person

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nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

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